Monday, December 3, 2007

A Dare

I was at Chicago O'Hare waiting for my connection, quietly embroidering when the the gentleman two seats over (you know you never set NEXT to anyone you don't know while waiting at an airport) tapped my shoulder and said, "Look at that!" It took me a minute to find the target, but when I did it was a site to behold!!

A gentleman, a large gentleman probably at least 6 feet tall, was walking along wearing an interesting ensemble. He had a white turtle neck with a long plaid skit. Now, I know all about kilts, but this was NOT a kilt. Kilts are usually knee length and pleated. This was long and straight. Hit about mid calf. He also had on white tights with spike heels. I mean the little skinny heels that were at least three inches high, if not four. He was carrying a bag across the shoulder. His hair was cut in a crew cut and he had dangling ear rings that actually hung to his shoulder.

DO YOU HAVE THIS PICTURED?

The gentleman who so kindly alerted me, supposed he was surely fulfilling a bet. If he was, I hope he got lots of money.

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